16 Funny Quotes To Get You Through The Day
Sometimes you really have to take things seriously in life. Some other times making fun out of a situation is the only requirement. In all seriousness, humor is one the safest ways to get through hardships and missteps.
Check these funny quotes, they are going to make you smile and take things with a pinch of salt.
Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says “make me one with everything.”
Good people would not read this message all through the end. Naughty, Naughty… Very naughty.
For the sake of mankind do not read this entire message!
And now you’ve killed everyone, you nosy murderer!
People ask me why I am still single.
The world is probably falling apart.
There is no “I didn’t know it”.
There is only “I was too bored to google it”.
Reading this entire message is forbidden and you are discouraged to do so.
You have the right to remain silent, you crook.
I might sound pretty democratic.
But in our imaginary dialogue I’ve interrupted you 7 times.
think I’m serious.
MY FRIENDS
think I’m fun.
MY BEST FRIENDS
know I’m completely insane.
Do not read the next sentences.
You little rebel. I like you. A lot.
I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not, just keep reading this.
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